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Zoë Saldana loves being a mom to her 1 1/2-year-old twins Cy and Bowie, but the Star Trek actress admits there are moments she could do without.
Like diaper changes, for instance.
"Everybody told me, 'Oh, don't worry, I know you hate changing diapers, but when you have your own kid.... Well, guess what? I had my own kids, and I will do whatever I need to do to not change a dirty diaper," Zoë admits in the July issue of Allure magazine. "A blowout? I can't do it - I end up with shit everywhere! There is shit on the boy; there is shit on me; there is shit in my hair. And I'm like, 'How did this happen?'"
Who can relate? The gravity-defying nature of baby poop was one part of motherhood I was not prepared for!

Diaper duty aside, Zoë has clearly taken the transition to being a mom of twins in stride. To quote the Allure article, "You know that badass college roommate who turned into the personification of a BabyCenter message board as soon as she reproduced? Saldana is basically the Hollywood version of her."
"I'm one of those people now," the 38-year-old star admits. "My husband and I went to dinner the other night with some friends, and all I kept doing was talking about the boys."
Zoë reveals, however, that her childbirth experience was anything but easy.
Recalling the emergency c-section delivery of her sons, she says, "The boys came at 32 weeks. They found protein in my urine; my platelets crashed. I didn't qualify for an epidural, so I delivered under general anesthetic. I didn't even meet them until a day later."
Zoë admits that it took her and her husband Marco Perego quite a while to process just how serious a scare it was.
"Looking back, I think the boys were three or four months old, and one morning I woke up with just this flood of emotions. Marco had them, too, and we were able to have our deconstruction session in the bathroom while they were napping, to say to each other, 'Holy shit, did we come close to it all changing forever?' We allowed ourselves to have a moment of 'poor us.' And that was it. Then somebody cried, and it was 'Got to go!'"
It must be so difficult to give birth to your child and then not be able to hold or even to see him for an entire day. I can only imagine that would feel like the longest day of your life, the one spent waiting to finally set eyes on the baby who grew inside of you for all those months.
I'm so glad that Zoë's family's story had a happy ending.
Did your birth story involve any scary moments?
"Scary, helpless, beautiful": 13 celebrity dads describe childbirth
Ryan Reynolds, dad to daughter James with Blake Lively: “I was there in the delivery room. I mean, I was there for the conception of the child, so I thought the least I could do is be there in the delivery room. I’m not going to lie to you… I saw things. But, amazing!... I was just a terrible coach. There was a lot of clapping. I went for a couple of high fives, but she did not.” (REX USA)
Dad-of-two Dax Shepard on his wife Kristen Bell's c-section: "So there’s a sheet and then they go, 'The baby’s here!' Then you peek around the sheet and they’re lifting out the baby, but then you notice your wife is completely disassembled. I was like, 'It’s a girl... your liver’s out, I think! And those are definitely your intestines. And she has your eyes... oh my God, put her back together correctly! After seeing this autopsy, I would rather see a school bus drive out of her vagina." (PR Photos)
Johnny Depp, who has kids Jack and Lily-Rose with his ex Vanessa Paradis: "You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of your child, and you've been there for that nine month period, you realize that there's no doubt, there's no question that women are the stronger of the sexes. There's no doubt. Any man who had to carry a child for nine months would cave in about month or two. And then delivery, you know labor? Yeah, it's over with." (PR Photos)
Matthew McConaughey, dad to Levi, Vida and Livingston with wife Camila Alves: "Contractions started kicking in. We had a 14-hour session, her and I did. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, 'Let’s handle this... let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.' The doctor wanted to give her an epidural, and we said, 'Give us a few more hours to keep rocking with this.' I wasn't speaking for Camila. She had the option of saying, 'Give me an epidural, right now,' whenever she wanted. This is where I learned – and no-one tells you this – but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing. It is wild. But the vacuum didn’t work, and the doctor said, 'C-section.'" (REX USA)
James Van der Beek, dad to Annabel, Olivia and Joshua with wife Kimberly: “We had the birthing tub there and we had a midwife on the way and I started filling up the tub and my wife said, ‘I think I’m in early labor’, and she has them quickly, so I knew immediately to fill up the tub. She got in the tub, had the baby before the doctor even got there… I caught the baby (as she came out)… I didn’t even ask the midwife! I realized after… When you’re a dad of two and you see a baby just drop, you go in.” (PR Photos)
Robin Williams, dad-of-three, who passed away in 2014: "You’re standing next to her in the delivery room saying 'breathe, honey' and taking big deep breaths in, because you have this myth that you’re 'sharing' the birthing experience with her. Bullsh*t. Unless you’re passing a bowling ball, I don’t think so." (PR Photos)
Ewan McGregor, who has four children with his wife Eve Mavrakis: "The scariest moment of my life was when my daughter Clara was born. I was trying to be a rock for my wife Eve, but I just got more and more frightened the longer it went on. I was just thinking, I'm not big enough for this. I'm not quite sure if I can handle this one. Then it happened and it was so beautiful that I just cried and cried." (PR Photos)
Taye Diggs, dad to son Walker with ex-wife Idina Menzel: "I was holding her hands and cheering her on. I said I would look two times. I would look when the baby was crowning, and I wanted to look right when [son] Walker came out. And then when he came out, all of a sudden it was like my inner gangster came out. I was like, ‘Yeah baby, that’s what I’m talkin’ about; that’s my boy!" (PR Photos)
Channing Tatum, who has daughter Everly with his wife Jenna Dewan: "It was crazy. You feel helpless. We like to think of ourselves as big, strong men, and we could handle whatever situation. And reality is they are so much stronger than we could ever be. There's a reason why we weren't given that job, evolutionary or whatever. My wife, she's a warrior. She did it as natural as you can. [As a man], you're basically a cheerleader. 'Come on, baby, you can do it.' I would've tapped out in the first." (REX USA)
Dad-of-five Jim Gaffigan on his wife Jeannie's home births: "People are like, 'you didn’t want to go to that germ-infested building where sick people congregate? Didn’t your wife want to give birth in a gown someone died in yesterday?' Well, it’s the truth...There was also a midwife there, because we believe in witchcraft." (PR Photos)
Will Smith, who has kids Willow and Jaden with wife Jada Pinkett Smith: "My wife Jada was in labor for eight hours before our son Jaden was born. I was by her side all the while. It was an agonizing time for her and I kept stroking her forehead and reassuring her that everything would be all right. I also gave her ice chips to suck on because she was so thirsty. I'll never forget those hours, or when our son finally came bawling into the world." (INF Photos)
Scott Wolf, who has three kids with his wife Kelley: “I was in Vancouver and my wife calls early on a Saturday morning. She’s like, 'It’s happening; you gotta get on a plane.' Unfortunately, the night before we were at a drinking establishment and we had gotten over-served. So I basically got on a plane and was recovering the whole way.... Thankfully I had the good sense not to tell a woman who was about to push out something the equivalent of a bowling ball out of her own body that I had a headache. Terrible idea!" (PR Photos)
Director and dad Luc Besson: "The most violent thing I’ve seen in my life is the birth of a baby, you go from liquid, dark with no pressure, no weight, to air, light and weight and it’s so violent to watch, it’s a wonderful moment, but f**k – the women is screaming, the baby is totally contracted, there’s blood everywhere, so we start and enter this world by violence.” (PR Photos)
Photos: REX USA
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