Carolyn Robertson
posted in CelebritiesHave you ever had a bad mom day? I mean an unbelievably awful day, the kind of day where absolutely everything goes wrong and all you can do is count down the seconds until bedtime?
Welcome to the club. And I'd like to welcome a famous mom to our ranks, too: Alyssa Milano.
The actress and mom-of-two took to Facebook yesterday to vent about a trip she was taking with her 4-year-old son Milo, and it was horrible and hilarious in equal measure.
On a flight for a wedding. Milo just threw up all over me. When I saw in his face it was coming I cupped my hands to try to catch it. Not sure why I thought that would work. Did not work. But the visual of me sitting there horrified trying to catch his vomit with my cupped hands is still making me giggle.
Then I obviously had to change him. As I was changing him I had a milk let down (because the female body is perfect and sensed his discomfort) and I was like, "no, no, no, boobs, wrong kid."
I then had to pump. (Elizabella is home with Mammie and Papa. Lucky girl.)
So, all in all, we were in the air for 40 minutes and I spent 35 of those minutes in the lavatory cleaning up vomit and pumping breast milk. If anyone went over me with a black light right now they'd be horrified.
And it gets better! Our connection flight is cancelled! Just got that email. I'm still in the air. Yay! And Milo wants bacon. He doesn't understand that he can't order his food "from the waiter," better known as the flight attendant. He really, really wants bacon. Is it too early for me to start drinking?
#bacon #vomit #needvodka
Bacon! I love it. Because of course your kid is going to demand bacon on a plane shortly after throwing up. Of course he is.
Truth time: Who out there has done exactly what Alyssa did when poor Milo vomited? Who else has cupped their hands together to try to catch the puke? It seems to be the maternal instinct kicking into overdrive. I've done a lot of gross things as a mom, but that one still ranks right up near the top of the list.
We're so used to seeing celebrities looking perfectly put together and utterly in control. It's always sort of refreshing to hear that even they have times when everything just falls apart. Even they can't avoid those catch-the-puke days.
Have you had a day like Alyssa's?
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